Being into women has nothing to do with penetration.

And I wasn’t referring to the first part of your sentence.

I’m into women but I’d hang out with him

Small dick is less painful?

I buy a pack of black shirts like once a year

Johnny Cash is alive and well.

because other women care

… and it is somehow men’s fault anyway.

I don’t like what you said but sadly it is true - we should have invested much more in the defence and start permanent sanctions on Russia since Chechnya war.

That doesn’t distract from the fact that Trump is a cunt working hand in hand with Putler.

That is actually genious. Zelensky could tell Trump he can have Crimea, there is just one tiny obstacle he needs to deal with first.

What’s the most peculiar unexpected visitor (or “pest”) that wound up in your home?

Mother in law.

That depends. See mosquito pronouns:

https://lemmy.nz/comment/13433157

Very true 😂

Edit: which fucking humourless halfwits are downvoting this post and my comment? 🙄

Major Major Major springs to mind.

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Fuhrer is known from not taking a “no” for an answer…

Egyptians objectively are Africans - that doesn’t mean they are identical to Zulu, the same as Greeks and Finnish are both European, but with different cultures.

Good. Criminals should be prosecuted.

° Yes

° No

Oh, German=Nazi reference, how original.

Turns out they didn’t have any deviation logic so the trucks were following the same path as the GPS track instead of offsetting the driving like a human would do

This is interesting, can you expand on that?

Super bowl of what? Where?

White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.

https://lemmy.world/c/opisafuckingidiot

🙄