How birds actually flirt:

https://youtu.be/LNC6ODsdul0

I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting

Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.

Prolly the one that mentions McLovin

I jive with you, Türkiye!

Lol. Lmao, even.

Jk, my real thoughts is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Do you put the clown makeup on before or after posting misinformation?

What a fantastic read, I’m sitting here cackling reading it

but first let me say this; you are very mistaken if you think that I don’t know your audience.

Hell, I could’ve been heckled by the parents of some of the very people that come see you now. I grew up in Roswell, Georgia (near the Funny Bone and not far from The Punch Line). The very first time I went on stage was at The Punch Line in Sandy Springs in 1982 when I was 17. I cut my teeth in the south and my first road gigs ever were in Augusta, Charleston, Baton Rouge, and Louisville. I remember them very well, specifically because of the audience. I remember thinking (occasionally, not all the time) “what a bunch of dumb redneck, easily entertained, ignorant motherfuckers. I can’t believe the stupid shit they think is funny.” So, yes, I do know your audience, and they suck.

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

Seymour Cox

Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.

NateHate and not knowing what you’re talking about, name a more iconic duo XD

I remember starting counter-chants in the student section when redcap shitters would try it at games.

An instant “shut the fuck uh-up” or “watch the damn gay-aym” quieted them down real quick every time.

Quick, someone schedule a White House Press Dinner!

Mom says I get to post the “shit on the US” thread tomorrow!

"Correctly " is a term that has several different uses and meanings. Depending on the context, “Correctly” can mean:

Anarchist Socialist

OK, libshit

/s

I hope that was also a copypasta