I need this for the War on Christmas.

Being denied coverage for the sake of profits is a bad thing that causes people to hate you?

Wild. Would have never guessed that.

/s

Just like commas.

Let’s eat out Grandma!

Industrial drill bits are a girl’s best friend.

What will happen to itch.io when the British get rid of their overseas Indian Ocean territory? Can they keep the .io Top Level Domain?

In my case the chair wobbles on 3 legs and I have to shim the 4th one.

Don’t piss off grandma. Especially not by denying her Medicare Advantage claim. That’s a bad idea.

If I strained that hard, it’d cause a fart.

Best one this side of the Mississippi.

Thots 'n pears

Thots 'n pears

Aliens were supposed to invade today but I guess there wasn’t enough melee in South Korea, so I guess I’ll settle for a colossal asteroid impact instead.

Should… we be alarmed by this?

Thank you for your service.

This will pair nicely with the homoerotic Buff Putin calendar that came out earlier this year.

I recently ended my job hunt not too long ago. You need throughput in putting out resumes and cover letters. Use ChatGPT and have it generate cover letters for each job posting. Edit it so it doesn’t obviously read like it was generated from an LLM and get rid of any experiences it hallucinates on your behalf. It works better if your template resume is similar to the job posting in wording.

Generating matching resumes and cover letters used to take up about an hour for me per application before ChatGPT. Now it takes about 15 minutes per application. Use that speed (and decreased mental labor) to your advantage. More jobs applied to means more potential hits.

Applying for jobs is the suck, so use whatever tools you can to lessen the suck.

Are we in the Spanish Civil War type pre-phase of WWII?

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