Not if they get me germs first

Ah damn it’s one of those single-use knives.

Better yet, I would like to see the idea of machismo itself get taken down a peg.

A little bit of Weegee Mangione

Get away from me, satan. No burger tastes as good as being able to see my own junk without a mirror

That would be a win. I think they’re currently angling for more nuclear energy. Because of course.

This is a meme from 20 years in the future.

It’s from the Minge Dynasty

Nobody said it. So be it…

A regular size, ⅓lb burger is plenty for anybody. If it was unsatisfying, use better ingredients or stronger flavours.

brb going to go teach my kid

how else will he know the proper way to hang the president

I’m afraid I can only give partial credit, my grading rubric required a mention of “purchasing power”.

Part of what makes me so annoyed is that there’s no realistic scenario I can think of that would feel like a good outcome.

Emphasis on realistic, before anyone describes some insane turn of events.

Aren’t you the one who knows cool animal facts?

I might have to try this next time. Might just stick to the King Arthur Flour ratios I like to use, but no oil. Trick is probably not to overmix.

Of course the only reply to this is a “srs leftist” who immediately proclaims you an enemy for shit you didn’t say

We can’t have leftist unity because the right has never run short on useful idiots

No oil in your batter? I wanna know more. Doesn’t that make the pancakes too chewy?

A stainless or carbon steel pan will take to the cold oil method first time. Cast iron will depend on the quality; some come preseasoned, but the quality of that varies a lot too.

I got my first nice CI skillet about five years ago and daily driving it. I talk a good game about steel pans but I just don’t enjoy them as much. You build their seasoning, it works perfectly once, then it’s gone. There’s no relationship, no satisfaction in getting a fried egg to slide freely about the pan.

Sometimes I forget others haven’t accepted tea towels into their heart. I’ve got a dozen or more cloth towels around the house for mopping up. It all comes out in the wash. Cotton ones won’t burn readily, so they’ll dry out a hot oily pan no problem.

Paper towels work fine. Just make sure they’re pure paper and not mixed with synthetics or weird scents or whatever.

It’s an emulsion, butter is basically cheat codes

Hell yeah buddy