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Whenever I try, I get Ravi Bhatia screaming “How can she slap?!”

My solution is good $100 custom inserts and Red Wings. Cleared up plantar fasciitis, Achilles tendonitis, and a number of leg/back problems. I think the inserts were more important than the Red Wings, but they are a quality boot.

I’ve spent a lot of time in RPGs, and the last time I RPed in a G was around the time George Bush’s dad was president.

I’m inclined to believe this, but what I see is laughably bad. I’ve agreed with the premise of Sandy Hook Promise since before the Sandy Hook Massacre, yet they’ve been pounding me with ads for years. Every once in a while, I get a halfhearted “But Trump is pretty cool, isn’t he?” Which will never be clicked. And, when I watched a reaction channel do Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I got a shit-ton of “God hates fagz!” And was pretty glad to see them wasting their money on me.

So, they’re dying of old age, the beetus, and the “China Flu”. They’re giving their money to televangelists, psychics, and short-sellers. And they’re still giving Biden a run for his money. Smh.

Did he make you manually allocate all the space for food in your stomach before you started to eat?

“withdrew all ground troops” … “one brigade remains.”

Tell me, in detail, about Trump’s death and how MAGA disintegrated.

You see, it’s true: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

“Ikr?” - Galileo Galilei

I feel like I’ll probably watch that Mayfair Witches show starring Alexandra Daddario at some point, but it hasn’t happened yet.

They named the bill wrong - it should be Kids’ Act for Online Safety- KAOS.

As opposed to foreign autocrats like Putin buying votes, which is perfectly fine… Perfectly fine.

Three fiddy.

This is a great one to see first “in the wild” while studying French. The trip from “this can’t possibly be what they’re saying” to “that was exactly what they were saying” is a wild one.

Aussie Pedo-Priest is all you need for a very dark horror-comedy.

Herzlichen glückwunsch zum geweedschlagenstag!

My last game was exhausting. Years of cryptic lore, mediocre tie-in properties we pretended were good, pvp you could opt out of midstream by switching off your router, a sandbox that one player characterized as “as wide as the universe and one inch deep.”

So, I thought I’d try something completely different, and that different thing, god help me, is Evony.

Republicans want to end Western Civilization by abandoning science and education, returning to feudalism by deregulating corporations and catering to billionaires, and removing the US from the world community by the use of xenophobic isolationism.

My Spanish is mediocre, but typically can get me from A to B without a lot of misunderstandings. I was driving back from the Mall in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and my very British GPS decided to route me via “Calle Ajore.” Now everybody uses abbreviations for the word “street” - and in Spanish uses “C.” For “Calle” just like English uses “St.”

So, I’m battling traffic, and Lady Winifred Windsor the GPS advises me to “Turn right to see a whore.”