HonkyTonkWoman

Every bean deserves to flicked, some beans just need a lil guidance.

Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

“Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

I wanna grab a few light beers & turn Todd into a meal.

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I’m just here to remind you we’re all makin’ durty with your inbox this evening [bowchickawowow…].

I had the same experience with norovirus this spring.

Probiotics did the trick, but it was t so much fun.

It’s also the glut of the plot of The Leftovers. Absolutely brilliant show, & Proxima Midnight is in it.

I killed my cilantro & parsley doing that in my herb garden with organic green onions. And I’m completely fine with that.

It’s about the only time I’ll prioritize organic produce over regular produce, those damn onions are delicious!

We must be kin… I signed a number of bibles “Keep on Truckin’ - Love Jesus” and “Babe, we’re outta milk. - Love Jesus” back in the day.

Are those its panties around its “ankle”?

Or 666 comments!

that’s why they hired Wade. With Wade around, woo baby… there’s no doubt about it now.

Wade is just m something else.

So… tasty smol hippo? Good for tacos?

Ahem. Mark Robinson used illicit funds gained from defrauding families who entrusted his wife to take care of their children to obtain a pretty nice truck.

Which he promptly crusted up with pizza stains…

In our pants. Toilets came out around the same time as smartphones, so it’s been a pretty revolutionary couple of decades around here.