I’m currently neither. Since I’m already used to not being intelligent, I’d go with being beautiful. Then I could always work to increase my intelligence if I wanted.

I used to love catching this on a TV channel early in the morning before having to go out to the school bus stop.

Garfield and Friends

C’mon, “Gulf of America” is already exhausting enough to say out loud.

If this actually comes to pass, five bucks says we’re all just going to call it the GOA (or you know, keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico).

Politics aside, “Gulf of Mexico” sounds way cooler. Easier and more fun to say, too.

I mean, Scream Box is a streaming service (ish), so one could say it’s a screaming service.

“Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it’s time for a promotion.”

https://www.screambox.com/

No items, Fox only, Final Destination?