Most of us are still stuck processing the trauma from 2020-2022

I met my wife on one of those dead websites that started out before Tinder was a thing and it’s weird because we were one of the few people still there. I had no such luck with Tinder or any other apps at the time. That was 5 years ago.

“An angry dude smoking a cigarette is not a great movie.”

Russia will be issuing them all “work” visas soon enough.

Some languages depend not on a specific order of words in a sentence and everyone you meet on the internet is not a speaker of native English.

Horse radish is a spicy mush, tastes a bit like wasabi, but is white or slightly purple if beets were used to colour it.

White radish tastes the same as the pink one, but is large, white and long.

Do you mean white radishes or maybe horse radish?

Yeah that’s messed up.

Because it was to shut her up.

Which vegetables are giving you trouble, specifically?

It refers to his flight attendant getting a horse in exchange for sexual favours.

There once was a post on the Onion about a caricature of Christian, Judaist, Hindu and Buddhist gods having an orgy and no believers wishing death upon the author, but sighing and closing the tab instead.

Hence, the edgelords, not regular pro free speech people.

Yeah, I have seen some pictures where they wore them on their waist too.

My first association was the Eiffel tower group sex position, so I was even more confused for a couple seconds.

Yes, I know how free speech used to be a left-wing issue (e.g. Playboy against religious groups that wanted to ban it) before the world got weird.

When men catch a cold and get weak it’s because of testosterone. Testosterone weakens the immune system and the more you have of it, the weaker you get. The evolutionary psychology explanation of why men who have a lot of testosterone still exist is that if a woman meets a man with high testosterone and he managed to stay alive, he must be very strong to survive his diseases.

I barely talk to them and they are my family…

Yes, and they destroyed most of the Baltic intelligentsia via exile to Siberia.

Forcefully relocated Ukrainians, Germans and Poles to purify post war borders which helped to turn Lithuania, Poland and Ukraine into nation states.

Then they accused Lithuanians, Ukrainians and the Polish of nationalism during 1980s independence movements, the same nationalism they actively helped create since 1945.