I did this three years ago. The company is going bankrupt now. Coincidence? Definitely.

There was a work chat where people would joke and vent and bitch and complain. Only the lowest level employees were invited. One of my coworkers invited one of the higher ranking employees and all the fun had to stop.

Everybody on that list (except the journalist) should resign for not noticing, lol.

Just drop them off somewhere near the center.

My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.

BUSH

Inb4 EU and Canada signs a great trade deal just to screw over Trump.

The simple things you see are all complicated

Also, change input language.

And Num Lock.

Caps Lock on decryption prompt on Linux (The system will not warn you about that one)

Press the Insert key on people’s keyboards at random times of the day.

Excellent TV show.

It’s all fun and games until the database gets leaked and guards start getting offers to off a particular client.

I think they got divorced because they were shit people. Not vice versa.

Yep. At this point, we should fear millions of Russian refugees on our borders when their country finally collapses.

WWII might be a distant memory for Americans, but most of Europeans have been to historical sites of Jewish genocide.

What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

To show the goats.

Lithuanian: rodyti ožius.

Means to cry, fight or roll on the ground when you didn’t get what you wanted.

My mother-in-law literally gave us 20 eggs from a local farm for free yesterday.

Lithuanian.

I speak Lithuanian, English, some Swedish and traces of Russian.

The lands and the people around me were heavily scarred by both.

Both fascism and marxism emerge from an assumed conflict within the system: fascism from a conflict between nations and marxism from a conflict between classes.

A failing economy, capitalist or otherwise, is just used as a tool for these ideologies to come into power.

Saying that a movement that aims to change the social order so severely is conservative is also a bit silly.

Both ideologies thrive during periods of crisis, and when one emerges, another might appear nearby. In that case, they will act like one opposes another but the act of opposition to an ideology also reinforces it.