Throwing a line from Hitman in the mix to make it more confusing:

“If it looks like a conspiracy, it probably isn’t.”

I lick the book.

Dogs bowling may be a joke, but it’s surprising how many dogs enjoy skateboarding once they learn the basics.

Best guess; he was trying to circumvent the prompt to feed it a stray cat.

I admit, though I have no interest in smoking myself, it definitely has a cinematic allure in fiction when establishing a character a certain way.

I’m also grateful for it in Hitman, where you can create gas leaks near smoking spots and trigger a convenient accident kill.

Jesus. And here I thought you were going to suggest something simple like chamomile tea.

Something I wonder about - if the delivery guy is lazy or falsified the image, maybe it’s a JPEG with basic location information attached. If so, that could be a form of evidence against them, hopefully get someone fired.

Isn’t the problem that posts are public even to users that are not logged in? They probably feel like there’s no point in just forcing stalkers to log off to view them.

Has been needing a nerf for several releases.

The stupidest instance in recent memory was an LGBT-positive video saying “It’s okay to be queer!” but in the captions, inserting another one of those fucking dinky-ass asterisks into the word “queer”.

Okay, so is it NOT okay to be queer? Should we censor “boy” and “girl” next? Or maybe stop with the silly asterisks and blame the medium that actually tries with the bans.

The most fragile thing to me is their funding stream, which may even serve as a source of enshittification demands, implemented as subtly as possible.

If the original comic someone found is correct, now that word has been censored and re-edited in…

“But I must!”
“Fine, well…at least take this whip. Oh, and learn the spell Hydro Storm, if you can.”

We will never forget the secret ending of Sword Art Online where Kirito finally exits the game, only to find there’s another options menu in the real world.

/s (but somehow I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually did that)

If we can work out which data conduits are patrolled more often by AI than by humans, we could intentionally flood those channels with AI content, and push Model Collapse along further. Get AI authors to not only vet for “true human content”, but also pay licensing fees for the use of that content. And then, hopefully, give the fuck up on their whole endeavor.

I hate it when people ask me to disarm the nuclear warhead.

I wouldn’t mind either.

I recognize the risks of martyrization, but only for a movement that has certain intents and goals. Many of Trump’s base can’t even agree on what it is they like about him. They had such a hard time finding a VP that they ended up with a heap like Vance, while the Democrats were willing to let theirs become President.

I don’t understand. I see more than 6 beans in all of those containers.

We needED the justice system to sentence him. It didn’t.

Justice delayed is justice denied.

The Patriots were right. The world really is controlled by memes.