KingJalopy

Please don’t

Guaranteed to break down even the toughest oils

You should check out the Liza and Louise songs by NOFX lol

Fucking solid reference

I think they’re called elfbars or something?

Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.

Def seems to be a crossover between the two.

And they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.

I’m going to allow this

Technically this is the correct answer

You can get bidets here!

2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free

*Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left

People with money are better. Obv

Wife and I are letting ours go for only $3m

OBO

Capitalism!

I’ll drop it off for anyone if needed.

I’m very trustworthy.

Very.

I promise.

*French SpongeBob voice

“2 hours later”

I’m doing my part!

Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures

I mean he’s an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom…

He’s a tampon.

Sandy cheeks…

Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold