The potatoes are not what they seem
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
The potatoes are not what they seem
You’re hired!
Toe fuck or get fucked.
Not to go off on a tangent, but…
A good chunk of us for sure
Fucking throat singing metal. That’s metal AF
Popcorn button dude for me
Same with me. Not sure where it goes though… Maybe in your dishwasher!
Link! Now! I have a job I’m not worried about let’s go!
The only video I ever watched from that guy and I know exactly who he is immediately just from that video being mentioned. I should watch more of his stuff i suppose.
Music. I’ve played guitar for 30 years, can play drums, bass, piano, etc… never earned a dime. Played shows but I’m still in the hole as far as acquired shit.
At least I’m not jacking them off. Plus nobody’s afraid of a Jeffrey
How the hell did you know my name?
Remember where I put my keys and or wallet. Def didn’t put them in the bowl my wife got for me by the door specifically to put those things in.
My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.
Have you tried eating crust?
True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can’t do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.