Or to Randall Munroe. Oh, wait…

You know your shit.

You just used a fucking swearing word!

Yeah, I used to post on the forums back in the day. What was it called, The Octagon? It was a fun place. I miss old-school forums =/

He’s still writing Dark Science and it’s still dogshit, but there might be a few one-offs you missed. Those are great.

I forgor 💀

I’m wondering how you got there.

But he turned me into a newt!

Fuck y**h!

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Username checks out.

From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

The universe is believed to end just a few nanoseconds before a monkey finishes writing Hamlet.

You should go see a speech therapist.

Eh, I liked a lot of changes they did. The last two books mostly consist of characters going on a quest, accomplishing nothing and more often than not being dragged back where they started. At least the show have them something to do.

How do you know it’s fuck? It could be anything!

I warned you about holocaust bro!!!
I told you dog!

It’s obviously edited because pankakke is art.