I really like basic vanilla cake with buttercream frosting.

Can’t forget Squonk. The gross pig thing that is so ugly it cries constantly. It can dissolve itself with its tears at will.

Bro just has a breeding kink

Gotta give it to humanity, though. We’re damn good at ruining everything we touch.

Before I worked IT, I was a job coach. I helped individuals with disabilities perform their jobs and teach them skills and all that. It was pretty cool because they sent me to all kinds of different places. I did work in a hydroponics non-profit, a senior center, a DMV, a bank, and some other places. It was pretty cool and most of the individuals I worked with were really nice and cool.

some of it is!

It ends in a goddamn cliffhanger. Where TF is the golden fork!?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

I’d be down for any pattern if it came with bioluminescence.

Do decorative video games maps count?

My mom should have amazing credit, but she doesn’t. She does literally everything right.

Meanwhile I have really good credit and have no idea why.

It’s just made up shit and we should find a better system.

Credit scores are just some fake shit that boomers made up. It’s so dumb.

As someone who had carpal tunnel in both hands that had to be fixed surgically, this would be an absolute nightmare to use. My hands cramp just thinking about it.

What kind of kalimba would you recommend? I am dealing with what is probably some kind of auto-immune disease that’s attacking my fingers and wrists, so strong instruments would be hard, even now that my hands are getting better with the new medicine I’m on. My fingers are a bit fucked up in shape and I don’t have a super good range of motion. A kalimba seems like it’d be good because I can use my thumbs lol

I also discuss my health more online. It’s easier to be honest with strangers about my legit fears and worries. Like, the new medicine I’m on for whatever rheumatic disease I have (will hopefully be getting a diagnosis in September) can make me go blind with long-term use. I don’t want to go blind, but 20-30 years of not feeling like absolute dog shit would be worth it imo. Idk what I’ll do if I am one of the people who has their sight impacted. Hopefully by then there will be treatment for that. Right now, I’m just trying to focus on the fact that I’m starting to feel okay for the first time in my life.

My last job was 9-5 with a paid lunch. It was toxic AF tho

That’s one less vote for him, at least

My realizing I’m getting closer to 30.

Thank you. I also own a flock of ducks, so I’m in a predicament. If a single bird of mine displays symptoms, I am prepared to take out the entire flock. It would be absolutely devastating to me, but I can’t risk it. I do everything I can to keep my flock healthy and protected. Hopefully H5N1 doesn’t spread to woodland critters, because I can’t keep those out of my property at night. Deer, possums, and a gang of 3 raccoons come into my yard every night to hang out

What a time for me to be prescribed an immunosuppressant.