Does it come with pooping on cars and people part?

What? The top portrait is just bad.

Shhh, you’re frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don’t overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

Relax, they are not heavy while young, so the impact won’t be serious. Some bloody snot cleaning from the glass max. Not a big deal.

What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

Baha, leave the balls alone!

A real villain should always plan that far. Muahahaha!

No alcohol? Sorry, can’t think of any use of that substance. Throw it away then…

Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?

One more idea of this kind and I’ll boil your potato chips and a game console. Obviously you’ll like them boiled no less than in standard variants.

Scotty, warp it back again and return it to the kitchen.

Cigar and vape simultaneously? Nah, replace vape with sausage.

Another brick in the wall.

Nah, building will be fun. Bad time will be for those who will use that bridge:)

Modern DooMs are… strange. The legendary status of Doom is granted by Doom 1 and 2. And those games are very different from Doom 3-5.

Original gameplay is quite saved by GZDoom and similar projects. Add there something like BrutalDoom add-on and you’ll get the best from both worlds: old Doom gameplay and more modern graphics.

Dog (and other big dangerous animals) owners in cities should be wearing tags with their basic ID data too. Maybe even those blinking lamps like firefighters or police. Don’t know how they’re called in English.

Ok, I will. 'Till October…

I want 3 naps, please.

Better to have a small Somalia2 than turn all the US into the Beautiful Somalia of Covfefe, don’t you agree?