okay then Boys can be sisters, sis.

bro’s… facing each other… touch the tips together.

Clearly a metaphor about guys & penises.

If you’re trying to make a gay joke, it landed wrong because I’m a girl.

Thanks homie for the whole official scoop on this.

Search engines suck. I’d rather talk to real people, I mean anyone but you.

because I was worried it was privacy-related, I was worried that it meant 6 devices are connected to my Wi-Fi which I should be the only person connected to right now. But based on everyone’s responses, it looks like that number 6 is a pretty damn good thing and not a bad scary privacy concern thing at all.

okay based on everyone’s responses, it looks like the number six is a good thing, and not a bad scary thing that would be a cause for privacy concern. Thank you all.

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Dafuq is a nævus? Don’t make me Google it, I’m lazy.

Oh, I thought it was the dad from ALF.

Well yeah when people go there expecting to rent DVDs only to discover all they can get is sunscreen now

My mom’s dead but if she was alive I’m sure she’d be proud of my vocabulary. Anyway my parents & I have never been on kissing terms so no.

Because gravity is stronger now than it used to be.

Maybe he DID defeat a pride of lions but he accidentally posted the wrong photo.

a true measure of one’s strength is how elderly one can become. outlive all your enemies! outlive all your friends!

Your parents must’ve been wealthy because those are all the fun toys I remember in my childhood that all the other kids had. I didn’t have.

I like the way we don’t have to wear petticoats under our dresses anymore.

I guess I’m old enough too, but apparently not cool enough. Because I have no idea what you two are talking about.

Would be epic for a third-grader to loudly firmly vociferate a taxi driver back into shape