I like it.

When life hands you Lemmons, FEDERATE!

We have GOT to find a new word for us besides “Lemmings”…

…gonna need some more info. Who’s in it? What year was it released? Is it on Hulu?

nearly half of the country would suck Trump’s very tiny penis if given the chance

Please don’t put such imagery in my head…

It would make for an interesting movie, thatxs hopefully based in fiction.

What is stopping BIDEN??? I’d say empathy and a good set of morals. Regardless of if you think he’s fit to be president, I think nobody sane would argue that he’s a good man. He’s a good person. Even if he could do so consequence free, HE wouldn’t.

The question is, what’s stopping the next president with no morals? And that’s a far more chilling scenario.

Well…you COULD try listening to the outsiders…but only Kevin Nash. Scott Hall already passed away.

“China fakes everything”

and

“Adam ruins everything”

To which both I ask…orgasms?

Uhhhhhhh…isn’t it several decades too late for this? Seems like this should have happened in the 1950s.

Bless her.

Don’t need it refilled in the summer??? Do they not own grills???

Hank would politely but firmly ask them to leave.

God dammit…it’s not fair to write King of the Hill fanfic when you’re one of the writters for the actual show.

Morally I don’t think it’s wrong to use convicts to protect against an invading enemy.

Morally I DO think it’s wrong to use convicts as bullet absorbers in an effort to BE the invaders.

In any case, I’d say regardless of morality, it’s not a good sign that Ukraine has to resort to this.

Not so much that he was incompetent, as it was pure unfiltered corruption.

He was recorded behind closed doors agreeing that people should mask, and get vacinated, and make sure space between people is adhered to.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut, if covid kills in NYC so easily because it’s condensed amount of people in a small space, and if all the major cities vote blue…then that means covid will kill the democrat voters and mostly leave the republican voters unharmed because they all live on farms and such!

That was his thought process, verbally expressed. Not mine.

Problem is, democrat voters didn’t fall for his bullshit. I remember one press conference where he would say things like “Covid will go away in the spring, it’s all a hoax” and then a scientist studying the virus since conception IMMEDIATELY followed it up with “Covid is NOT a hoax. Treat it seriously, or you may die”. Then Trump would say something like “We don’t need businesses shut down, we need to get back to work.” And immediately followed up by that same scientist saying “It’s not wise to encourage people to engage in public activities at this time. We must continue the quarantine”.

Basically Trump would spew some bullshit, and IMMEDIATELY be followed up with this scientist saying the exact opposite of what Trump said. All this while Trump is giving him a look of “WILL YOU SHUT UP??? YOU’RE FACT CHECKING MY BULLSHIT!!!”

I LOVE a good absurdist moment…but I prefer for the absurdity to be based in fiction. 3rd Rock From the Sun is amazing absurdist humor. John Lithgow is amazing in that role. However when the show ends, my country isn’t on fire with 1 million people dead.

So, I see this as corruption rather than incompetence.

Stop! PLEASE!!! I can only get SO erect…

Say I want to create a new, decent app that takes us back to the days of stuff like early OkCupid which was smartly done and actually worked okay.

Ok, I WILL say that.

HEAR THAT GUYS??? THIS GUY OVER HERE IS GONNA GET US ALL LAID!!!

…well, I’m an athiest. So, our bodies are all we have, and when we die, they get set on fire, or decompose in a box. Everything BEFORE that matters though.

I mean…yes?

The right all week accused Biden of taking performance enhancing stimulants. I’m unclear where they got that information, until you remember one thing. When the GOP accuses the left of something, it usually comes out later that its because thats what THEY feel guilty about themselves doing.

Did he have a cold, and cold medicine? I’ve not heard those things.