Over here advertising man sized hotcakes. Now in 2024 due to shrinkflation it’s more like trial size.

I’m not even gay, but GOD DAMN!

…uh? what?

Am I in it?

If that’s the logic, explain why meta and google still exist.

I see it more as a cookies and chocolate holiday, but there are certainly a supporting cast of candies.

But with halloween, it’s the main attraction.

Well that would be income.

Just seems like the poor get punished, while the rich don’t.

Are you saying candy isn’t good, or are you saying candy isn’t food?

If it’s a cell phone, how does that confirm you’re home?

Yeah…I’d be alarmed about time travel if the founding fathers HAD strictly approved the concept of social media.

I’d like to say if they COULD have somehow been introduced to tiktok, they would have given up on founding America.

“THIS is what our work becomes???”

C’mon man! You should have ended with “Another one bites the dust”.

Then we could all have it playing in our head!

You forgot one thing. If it’s raining, it might be pouring. But it might not be pouring. If it IS pouring however, the old man IS snoring.

So rain doesn’t equal old man snoring, but pouring rain does.

No money = suprisingly enough, straight to jail.

Because fuck you, that’s why!

I am rubbing my nipples in anticipation of the FLOOD of pissed off teenagers who don’t know how to human without sharing their dances now.

…can someone explain the point of overlaying closed captions over the center of the video, but one word at a time fast paced?

Soooooooo…the same literal exact thing they did in futurama.

What if The simpsons predicts the future, but Futurama ALSO predicts the future that we’ll never live to see?

Matt Groening is a time traveler confirmed.

“Mr Westin, do these two men look similiar to you?”

“No…”

“But I haven’t even shown the second picture yet.”

“Ok, show me…but I’ll still say no.”

No no no…we must continue to waste police resources over this!

Pretty sure it might have been Andre the Giant.

Or it could have been the Mexican Cleaning Lady from Family Guy.

Oooooh…I saw him! I think…I’m pretty sure he was a PS1 game back in the 90s.