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I mix peanut butter with oatmilk and appel syrup and I eat it all up like a dog with two dicks.
I mix peanut butter with oatmilk and appel syrup and I eat it all up like a dog with two dicks.
Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.
Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.
I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.
What part of “one must imagine Sisyphus happy” isn’t clear? You’ve got to do it!
They forgot to blank out her name though.
I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.
font I liked in a book on calligraphy
They’re called hands, because you do them with your hand. A font is a given instance of a typeface, which is a design of a script. Now you can be pedantic too!
Never thought I’d read that word on this website!
I don’t think this answer is really in the spirit of “no stupid questions”.
That’s almost how I migrated, except I had to give a month’s notice at work and I’d already found an address to register at.
This is so stupid but I only sent that Wikipedia entry to my girlfriend yesterday.
You’re very lucky to have such friends.
Well I take solace in the fact that I first assumed it was someone else’s doing.
I went to see King Gizzard recently, earplugs in pocket, and I suppose I never found a moment to stick them in, but I was stood near the front the whole time and I came away with absolutely none of the usual hearing damage. I don’t know how they did it, but what a great bunch of lads.
I remember once looking over my sister’s shoulder while she was on MSN messenger and a mutual friend chose that moment to confess (via MSN messenger) that he fucked pillows for practice.
Porridge out the microwave is decent enough!
The Alan Partridge autobiography’s voiced by Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge but I suppose you’d only like it if you’d seen enough Alan Partridge.