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Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
That’s the spirit!
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!
-Corporate board somewhere, probably
My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???
Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.
RIP Carl Weathers
That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *
*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.
Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?
And my axe!
Your honor, I’m not responsible for the petabytes of pirated content that my computer downloaded!
Tangintiblly
I really appreciate this post. Thank you!
Hey, low QA crap isn’t a fair assessment. I recently bought something that had absolutely NO QA behind it.