I always liked “Hindsight is 50/50”

Kreator – Violent Revolution

They say all the best things in life are free

So 🗡️give💣 all your beer and your rum to me

Nobody tosses a dwarf, you piece of shit

Riders in the sky by Dezperadoz

Painkiller by Death

No remorse by Cannibal Corpse

It’s a tracking dot

Painkiller, which is piña colada for grown-ups

Whiskey Sour, skip the egg

Classic Daiquiri (not the slush one)

Same

I thought for some reason this was the Office quote

I’d wager it smells like burned nose hair

Well, there’s your problem. It’s a podcast about engineering disasters. With slides.

It’ll just write a new Shakespeare play

FYFY FTFY FTFY