NutWrench

Windows only pretends to let you be the administrator, until Microsoft wants to do something shitty to you.

Linux actually makes you the administrator, so any screw ups are on you.

Any idiot who says, “your body, my choice” at Thanksgiving is going to get force fed a drumstick the hard way. It is long past time to stop being polite with them. Women are dying because of this.

Don’t worry. I’m sure the bank will understand.

You don’t get to have a “perfect” candidate. Most of the time, your choices are between which choice you dislike the least. And when the choices are between Harris and another 4 years of Donald farking Trump . . . well holy jumping shitballs . . . that should have been the easiest choice in the world.

Fark EVERYONE who made this possible. And enjoy your precious little “protest vote” Dems. This is your fault, too.

What are your thoughts on mass surviellence?

I’m . . . against it? Is this a trick question? But just in case it isn’t: don’t buy products with cameras and microphones and network connectivity built into them.

Also keep your online life completely separate from your real life. That means NO personal info on line. At all.

Carlson isn’t smart enough to pimp for coal or oil or by saying they were “sent by God.” He could grift a little money that way. But Tucker’s cheese slid off his cracker a long time ago.

And anyone stupid enough to believe this nonsense should have a decomissioned nuclear reactor set up in their village square. Then, they can all stand around it and beat it with sticks to “drive out the demons”. Win-win for everybody. It gives them something to do, where they’re not making life miserable for everyone else, and it gives us a place to store our nuclear waste.

Especially for a guy with a “Divine Plan.” Did God have to change his plan? For Donald Trump?

“The purpose of discipline is to live more fully, not less”

That’s the Fark squirrel. And we all know what it’s doing to Donald.

Especially in light of Microsoft CoPilot. You do not want obvious spyware on any computer.

Pakleds: “Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go.”

Voodoo Banshee, so I could play Quake, Unreal and Deus Ex.

Maybe he shouldn’t have called it “autopilot.”

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs shows what it takes for humans to be happy. A lot of people can’t even reach level 1.

https://www.simplypsychology.org/maslow.html

Undecided voters are the dumbest people on the face of the Earth.

DaFoe was amazing in “The Lighthouse (2019).”

This. You can usually spot bots from their low- value click bait. (“should cannibalism be legal?”,“why does God allow evil to exist?”,“Trump is a genius”, etc).

Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name

The U.S. also has a huge defense industry that has made people ridiculously rich at the expense of U.S. taxpayers. Those billionaires are heavily invested in the defense industry, so it’s not in their interests that wars end at all.

This is that “military-industrial complex” that former President Eisenhower warned us about so many years ago. His concern was that the U.S. would become bogged down in an endless series of “forever wars” that do nothing but transfer wealth to the already-wealthy.

Keeping that military industrial complex well-fed is the reason why so many politicians have such a boner for war. Not only to keep their wealthy sponsors happy, but to keep tax money and jobs flowing to their states, which just happen to manufacture war materiel.

“I’m a turkey!”