RIP ICQ
RIP ICQ
My dearest friend for the past 25 years became a drug addict. She died of an OD on Saturday. Left two young children with no parents. (Dad left years ago). I witnessed her spiral into addiction and destruction over the past 2 years. I couldn’t stop it. I tried.
If you want to become an addicted to something, please try masturbation or video games.
Cultists are easy to swindle.
Deleting messages from an iPhone WILL delete them from other devices - assuming you’ve opted to let it to do that, and then even still, there may be a delay until the next sync happens.
I’ve deleted messages on my iPhone and they’ll linger on my MacBook for a good while, depending on circumstances. (ie, if the MacBook wasn’t on network when the messages were deleted).
Putin is a corrupt, murderous dictator.
And now I’m jealous of Mexico.
Consider this: A person has their iPhone battery replaced with a cheap Chinese 3rd party battery. A month later, the battery catches fire, injuring the person. Which headline do you honestly believe will run:
Apple iPhone catches fire, injures owner.
Unauthorized replacement iPhone battery catches fire, injures owner.
I didn’t even see this one. A friend sent me the pic I posted. My mistake, I’ll delete mine.
Where do we go, where do we go now?
“Are we blind?! Deploy the garrison!”
Hard is the mode on which I play.
Will it apply to porn subreddits?
“Hey u\i_love_big_tiddies, we noticed that you love big tiddies. Could we interest you in our new product: AstroCam Super Binoculars, so you can look at big tiddies from as far away as a quarter mile?”
Oh no.
Anyway…
Don’t make me break out my 1980’s memes.
lol when my kid was like three or four he’d watch some British cartoon called “gecko’s garage “ or something, and they’d pronounce it “garridge.” So my kid started saying it that way.
One day I’m driving him somewhere and he asks me “daddy, why didn’t you park the car in the garridge?”
“It’s a garage.”
“Garridge!”
“No. Say ga-raage.”
“Garridge!”
“GARAGE! We’re not British!”
“No! Garridge…”.
“Ugh! Whatever!”
“We’re having a quarrel! :-D “
He’s earned the hate.
Fuck em
Not pictured but relevant: the lever controls a mechanism which exposes a switch to a subatomic particle- the switch is triggered depending upon the state of the particle, and will release a poison into a sealed box containing a cat. Depending upon the status of the cat (alive or dead), Sisyphus’s boulder will be diverted.