Maybe if you keep licking the shit out of his ass you might find a Tesla in there

Kiss Your Sister

Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?

And why were they filming? ? ?

Yes, because I’m not a bad driver.

Turn signal should be on before you turn if possible

And complicit!

Context is everything, if you ever knew and cared about someone with disabilities, you wouldn’t think that way.

Yeah, that’s what tax money is, dipshit

Nah, it’s the stupidest idea, it’s a massive waste of my tax money for something that no American actually wants or gives a shit about. Why can’t we just leave people alone, why is the only other option war?

It needs a better punchline.

I’m not even committed to competing to begin with.

Or is it a wide-brimmed visor with a…fish scale…or something?

I hate it because it’s not a reverse Robin Hood outfit, it’s just a Robin Hood outfit.

Thank God he fixed the old ones though

Or rather “blow” to “suck” in this case

I think you answered your own question: there is no non-sexual nudity in such a hyper-sexual society.

Because that’s how they’re made

Use cream of celery or cream of chicken even.

I don’t know what you’re disagreeing with, you didn’t address anything I said. Your misguided opinion on brandname gatekeeping doesn’t stop French’s fried onions from being French fried onions, so it just seems irrelevant.