This statement has never been truer

Wow, nobody said sea lion yet. Cute, yes. Vicious, also yes.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it Snap it, work it, quick, erase it Write it, cut it, paste it, save it Load it, check it, quick, rewrite it Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it Drag and drop it, zip, unzip it Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it View it, code it, jam, unlock it Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it Cross it, crack it, twitch, update it Name it, read it, tune it, print it Scan it, send it, fax, rename it Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it Turn it, leave it, stop, format it

Big Trouble in Little China

Princess Bride

Romancing the Stone

The Shining

Full Metal Jacket

Me three

Right? I’ve known some Becky’s that were alright but I have also met some real Becky’s.

It fits the rhythm, the cadence better. Makes it easier to remember and recite.

What is strange to me is while you’re made to repeat the pledge every day as a child in school, the practice is not carried into adult life at all. We hear the national anthem at every sporting event (not that I go to sporting events), but I can’t think of a single time I was expected to pledge allegiance as an adult.

Those are rookie numbers. Install Linux and pump those numbers up.

If you had got it changed by a professional, they would have simply poured in all four quarts. You didn’t hurt a thing.

True dat

I feel like Anthrax had a song about this

That’s not an unfair portrayal in the southern US.

Acoustic instruments are going to come back in a major way. Eventually folks are going to get tired of listening to computers masturbating.

Beethoven would have loved DAWs and synthesizers. He would have vomited at the thought of a machine plying HIS trade autonomously.

With all of the tools you described the entire creative process is still done by a human musician. Sequencers have to be programmed. VSTs are just instruments and they DAWs have simply replaced expensive studio equipment so poors like me can produce a decent sounding track.

I don’t want to see generated images or AI coded video games either.

Fuck the music industry, but fuck AI made music even more. The goddamn robot is supposed to take my factory job and leave me with the time to write songs not the other way around

No, you see the joke is that teachers aren’t people.

The fact is, with the world we live in being like it is, why the fuck not smoke? For the chance to live a little further into the distopian hellscape of our impending future? Some reward that is for denying myself something I enjoy.

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