I keep buying cheap toaster ovens. I keep paying the price for it. At least I know my smoke alarms work

Not to worry, Trump is on it.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can’t imagine what it’s like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us “no”. It’s a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.

Up to 24 people are sympathetic. You will find a lot of people that will (correctly) say “you’re young. Just enjoy your time you don’t need to worry about where you’re headed. It will come to you”. Wait until next year. 25 is when that changes to “what the fuck are you doing with your life”. Basically what I’m saying is you’re not old. Until next year.

…again.

It’s funny. Years ago Reddit had a trend “Ameristraulia” and it was riddled with “did we just become best friends?” comments. As a Canadian I felt like squidward. Stay steady fellow colonists.

Thankfully we get much longer terms so maybe we can ride out the storm.

I was wondering how this was so funny and I realised it’s very appropriate. A pair of illusionists with the hubris to think the tiger they subjugate won’t turn on them.

All of it.

Currently seeing a counselor in my mid 30s to deal with some long undiagnosed issues. Go to the doctor folks.

So we’re just doing “early death” as a cause of death now?

Whenever we watch old home movies all I can think of is the food. You know what it tasted like and in certain cases it’s never been the same. There’s one video of me walking around naked in a cowboy hat (I was 4) at lunch time and all I can think of when I see it is “I want that sandwich, I remember that sandwich”. Anyways, this picture is tasty. It brought back some memories. Clearly.