Jesus Christ.
No really, I see him!
I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.
This is fine. I probably taste good.
Dad might be a sith lord
Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface
The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.
Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank
One time I ordered a shirt and it didn’t show up for months. No response from the seller. I had accepted my loss and learned my lesson. But then a couple months later, bam, shirt.
It is what it is.
High five, same. Except phone.
I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp