A device should be able it indicate in its browser headers whether its primary user is an adult or a minor and the service can react accordingly.

I can already see that being used for targeting children with specific ads on the internet.

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES’ WILD RIDE!

Also I’m am very curious as to how you even got a bluescreen. I don’t even remember when I last saw one.

That’s the thing - I wasn’t really doing anything. I had my web browser open, had steam running in the background. I moved my mouse around and then got jumpscared with a blue screen saying “unexpected store exception”. I even managed to catch the blue screen on camera and send it to my friend to make that “windows just works” joke.

I have to pirate the prime video shows even though I have amazon prime. It just won’t let me watch at more than 480p because I use the evil LINUX.