Hell yeah.

Fuck adobe.

I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this

The monkey’s paw curls…

Around hitlers dick

A thief to be

Looking for opportunity

Honorable mentions that could be swapped with any of my bottom 4:

Eve online

Total war Warhammer 2/3

Baldurs gate 3

Minecraft

Elden ring

Borderlands 2

Pokemon emerald

Fallout 4

Monster Hunter world

Chivalry II

Gears of war 2

PUBG

Escape from Tarkov

Call of duty: World at war

Roughly in that order

$The$same$company$that$bundles$ bloat/mal/spyware$on$new$devices$

$$$Whatever$$$could$$$they$$$be$$$thinking$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Maybe you wouldn’t

Yes

They are called CEO CIO or CTO

Ive been trying to figure this out all day and thats not it

Im pretty sure ive conflated parts of Mr murder and a completely different author/book called the mark of the assassin and honestly maybe parts of a 3rd book i havent remembered yet

I read those ~15 years ago

I think ive also ready exactly one koontz book

I think it involved a child genius inventing time travel with something that looked like salt and pepper shakers because his family was being targeted by an assassin for some reason

Also might have been a fever dream not sure

Nah this is real I was there

Trust me im a dentist

🏴‍☠️

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

Theyll divide further and eat each other

Only option theyll have as they always need an in group that is simultaneously stong and infallible yet vulnerable and an outgroup which is simultaneously useless/lazy/deplorable but also an organized threat to the ingroup

See the 50 different sects of Christianity for examples

They cant even agree on how to please sky daddy

Its perfectly safe to burn any and all trash

Especially batteries

4 strap ons

3 holes in everyone

2 vibrators

And a broken cock for Christmass

Another win for the male-ocracy

QA is not a capitalizable expense or something anyways that’s why we havent given you a decent raise since you got promoted

Now get back to working your 3 jobs you software engineering qa testing devops piece of … valued member of the team

Something Something housing should be a right not a business

No theyve already been dumped in the nearest river