9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

This works great for highly educated white collars!

Not for the other 70%+ of the workforce though.

It really is the same energy

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

We want them both at the same time. We want to be winners, but we imagine that if we were, we would be fair, thereby creating a utopia.

People associate those words with their fantasies, not with the ideological tenets that actually define them.

Neat.

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

So today we’re going to learn how to tie a shoe. I like tying shoes, I tie a lot of shoes and I think other people tie shoes too, so I’m doing a video on tying shoes.

Without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So tying shoes is really important. Lots of people tie shoes every day and so it’s something that you need to know. So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes. If you want to learn how tie shoes you’re in the right place! We’re talking about tying shoes.

So without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes … [5 more minutes of talking without actually giving any information whatsoever]

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The donkey is the closest there is to an ass emoji.

The oil painting filter in gimp would do this in about one second.

That user base is a drop in the ocean compared to most of reddits user base, and those people have all left already.

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The comparison in this case is operating on the word half, not on the subject of the sentence:

Only half want to get married, even less [than half] want kids.

Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.

And they had these weird things that were like a bunch of pages stuck together … Oh yeah, books!

Before tablets, parents didn’t survive.

The target being the executives who will approve the marketer’s work.