Ah the classic way to say hello in Australian.

Alanis Morrisette plays

Nah, it would be more like Dictator Beatings.

I live for that imitation gruel. It’s what keeps me going with producing Gucci wallets for the streets of Hong Kong.

Also it’s all the Democrats fault.

COVID-19 was the warm up round.

You should make them pay 1.50 for every plate they didn’t make themselves and someone had to import from another house, refuse to cook or tidy anythingas thats done by immigrants, and point out loudly everything not made in the US.

“Sorry fam, it’s a $10 a piece for this turkey. Don’t want people thinking they got an easy ride.”

“Oh you want me to help clean, I charge $20 a hour…Oh you want me to help for free. Isn’t that communism? Aren’t we encouraging people not to pull themselves up from their boot straps.”

“You want me to leave and never come back? That’s free.”

This does not work on the British. Waiting in line is the holiest of holy activites for the British.

I bought stocks in a bunch of fur trading companies.

There are two stages when dealing with Nazis.

In the first stage: mock the ever loving shit out of Nazis. Nazis thrive on being making people afraid of them. Hard for people to he afraid of you when everyone is mocking you.

Glitter bomb, flaming bags of poop, toilet paper, egg the Fuentes house. Draw penises on the walls. The more juvenile the prank, the better. Hard to be afraid of someone when they have massive penis spray painted on the garage door.

Second stage kicks in when Nazis start getting violent. Kick those fuckers right in the crotch. Stop them from being able to breed.

Which was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.

You put images in my head that makes me want to end it all.

Dumpster Fire has evolved into a Garbage Dump Fire.

This implies that Trump is a Lich. That is a terrifying thought.

The book is about being ungovernable. Pirates are pretty ungovernable.

Like a fucking old troll filled with nothing except for hate?

Books are amazing. Did anyone know you can get a book about being ungovernable?

Or how to do mutual aid?

Or why it’s morally okay to blow up pipelines?

Books are amazing. I imagine you could find a book for any kind of idea.

Well the Democratic Party learn their lesson? No.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

I would love to see African, any Indengious, Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. What do all these mythologies have in common? They’re not Anglo Saxon white.

The world was colonized by Western European countries who exported their preferred mythology.

Now, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythologies are now the default mythologies.