I should neglect more language lessons

Yeah but everyone knows the US has more people per capita than anywhere else

So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time

Guess I’m throwing out all of my underwear

Of fuck he set the policuhius on fire

AI scrapers:

I feel like this should also count as a military parade cause all other descriptors I have for it are more embarrassing

5 is neutral, and it gets logarithmically worse as you move away from it, like the pH scale

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It was one of those Quiet Riots hard rock fans keep talking about

100k Australians are the cause of the Iraq War 😔

Maybe it just did that

Shouldn’t have made them look cool like that

Why are you sending me your weakest delivery boys?

You’re my hungriest soldier

“WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?”

People who aren’t USAians usually don’t know wtf a Vermont is.

Do high school history and social studies classes have a day or a week that discuss US imperialism & shady dealings of recent decades?

No, that’s the entire curriculum. Kinda impossible not to properly discuss a country’s hystory without mentioning the US when the US has been fucking with it

I, too, wish to never encounter an unitedstatian