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Let me guess, it comes in 50 shades of grey

Originally Christmas celebrations were 12 days. It’s still accepted to keep an decorations up until the 12th day, so that means you can start taking things down on Epiphany

A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he’s taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: “how much do they give around here for a blowjob?” The boy promptly answers: “One snicker bar, sir.”

Yeah, that’s the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.

And some just define “research” as clicking the next video in the recommendation list, a list carefully crafted by an algorithm to keep people engaged by feeding more of the same.

Hydrogen cars and trains.

Musk often operated using the “better forgiveness than permission” policy

Block all major roads going out of Hungary with trucks and call it a total random strike of truck drivers until he changes his tune.

Big difference between having a conversation and having a media company distributing propaganda.

The limits are only your imagination.

"“engineering details” is usually code for “very expensive”.

Yeah, if you’re working it all just becomes decorations along your commute, interrupted by a few busy family days followed by more work.

Try dubbing for ruining native-language movies.

Classic schooled actors with theater experience are being replaced by young actors using basic conversational speech and volume. More natural but not that easy to understand.

Everyone should get the same carbon budget a year. Maybe as a separate currency. It can then be saved up or traded to use as you see fit. Want to go on oversee flights? Better buy some carbon from some tree huggers with budget to spare.

Except Tesla’s uncle had brain damage and doesn’t really learn from the situation so will go it again, and had clones of him driving thousands of other cars.

Turns out there are after market mods for that. Spoiler, other front, flame paint job

Tesla/Musk really went for the “I have the right to not use collective bargaining” and is really shocked to find out people went for “we have the right to strike”.

That organic smell means my exit is coming up next and I’m almost home.

That thing’s front and back are exactly the same. It saves on fabrication costs to use the same part but it gives a weird look.

not as fun as Reddit used to be

Reddit isn’t as fun as Reddit used to be either