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Fun fact! The official name for that holiday is Washington’s Birthday.

I don’t know the story behind its label of President’s Day but on the federal reserve’s website it shows:
“Washington’s Birthday (President’s Day)”

Could be:

-the victim of racism
-a terminal narcissist
-very neurodivergent and not picking up social cues obvious to most
-sociopathically omitting context like “btw I was caught with albums of pictures of neighborhood kids”
-having been falsely accused of the previous one, but then failing to recognize that as an explanation

Yeah! Like, singing your favorites to the dog but changing the words to be about their floppy ears or their Frito paws.

Upvote for a quality zoo exhibit

I was thinking the OC could’ve (should’ve) started some shit by putting them in order by distance from the sun as they are now, except for putting Saturn before Mercury. And then enjoy the hand wringing.

Dad buying their underage wife and her friend sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

Piss after fapping. TWO STREAMS

Well turn me the math around!

Well…you made me feel one iota less justified in sending my dad a shirt with Bootlicker in large font.

YEAHHH SHITTYMORPH

VVVVVV

That’s kind of overwhelming to me. It’s like there’s no bottom to that rabbit hole. I love it and I have so many questions.

LOL yes! As soon as the urethra spoke, one third of the audience left. Yeah it’s a bad movie but I loved how the audience squirmed.

You risk denying Robo his shrine.

I’m a big fan of Rise Against. Try these tracks out:

• Architects
• Welcome to the Breakdown
• A Gentleman’s Coup
• Megaphone
• Holding Patterns

and Bad Religion:

• American Jesus
• Meeting of the Minds
• The Resist Stance

I hit the 50 cap, then deleted about 30 unnecessary notes, and STILL couldn’t create more notes.

I replaced it with Draft Notes.