Stupid questions.
Stupid questions.
Do they call you downpunxx because you go down on every swinging dick within half a mile?
Ours have that too, but it’s old hot dogs and ATM’s with fees up your ass.
Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.
That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.
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“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.
That dude was a G. His whole fucking life.
Jesus! Do you have a Butler to wipe your ass for you too?
This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻
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I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.
Obviously not, I said they work.
My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.
Coup. COUP! It’s not a fucking chicken house!
Nice! What’s the car?
That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.
Oh no! Louisiana’s missing out on that sweet public school teacher tourism money! That’ll cripple 'em.
When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.