It adds flavor.

Howdy fellow Texan!

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Who is that? She looks like that crazy jewish chick that was following Trump around for a while lol.

Exactly. That’s how you opt out of this shitty practice.

My ex wife.

UuuU

This may surprise you, but “white supremacists” 🙄 Aren’t all that fond of the jews, regardless of their skin tone.

Yes! Lets kill the baby! Then nothing bad shall ever happen to it.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

Evan Williams is good and smooth, not stupidly overpriced either.

I don’t know wtf you’re drinking. Bourbon ain’t made in your buddies backyard over the course of a week or two.

Austin really does suck, he’s bound to be a little fucked up.