ARGH Why did you have to remind me that Tom Scott is still missing from Youtube!

POPTARTS are Calzones. Calzones are Pizzas. Pizzas are Open-Face Sandwiches!

I biked to school and walked over a train bridge to do it in the 2nd grade, 1992.

I’m surprised Ukraine and Russia didn’t get together at the start of the war to decide who was skins and who was shirts so they knew what team was what. Would have been easier for the NKs to remember which white person was the bad one.

Carrots are common as a sweetener and thickener in some veggie based sauces. Melinda’s hot sauce uses them too

I love a biscuit breakfast Sammy. I can buy one for 3 bucks, or spend 20 dollars and 2 hours making a less good one

What if this was a defensive evolution by those entries to reduce losses caused by their would-be natural predators?

Colonial Nebraska

Do you try cooking the oats, or just cold soak?

Oat milk in coffee is delightful. I find almond milk a bit too “non-present” I can’t think of a better word

Is that The Loveland Frogman?

Dumbest music organizer I know of.

My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it’s quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife’s ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

Something Awful

The second wasn’t as good as the first, but it isn’t bad by any stretch

My Yahoo account has to be from at least 1999, I remember using it back in middle school.