Show us the challenge review, show us the mascot relay race, show us the kiss cam.

In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

Well who else would win, a vogon?

Well who else would win, a vogon?

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

Jesus didn’t need to lock his credit with a smartphone after multiple data breaches

I declare bankruptcy

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

Don’t worry, tomorrow the head of officiating will explain why we are all wrong.

Workout timer that wants a subscription

I am so tired of strategic voting

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel