Oh man, do capybaras eat crocodile ticks? Or just having that adorable fuck around a mad PR move.

IDK what to tell you, sleep on a bed of crocs long enough and find out.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those capybaras do eventually get vored by those crocodiles. Thing is crocodiles only have to eat like once every two weeks, but them lazing around in the between period doesn’t make for exciting footage.

The Devil did that season 1 of South Park shit where he was the only one to bet against himself and returned to Hell a much richer Prince of Darkness.

When it reaches a point where your opposition is belligerent to grievance, mockery is the best option.

You must be a hit at parties.

I feel like it would be really interesting to see what would happen if everyone started doing this at once, but as it stands it’d just make things more complicated for yourself.

It is infuriating. I’ve taken to answering the question more literal. “How” am I? Well, it depends who you ask but the leading scientific consensus is that our known universe began to take shape in what’s known as the great expansion. And then…

You gotta make people learn to stop asking you that.