It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

Here’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.

Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag

Southwest Airlines be like…

Welp, when your self-identity is directly correlated to your political beliefs & said beliefs are inherently hateful & divisive against minorities, it’s pretty tough to be confidently open about your “real you”

Big bunch of repressed & depressed dads who are taking advantage of their time away from the fam…

“Gotcha bitch!”

Man, imagine the dining hall

Well, if there’s one good thing to say about proud Nazis & their political parties, it’s that they so clearly self-identify so the rest of us can know what pieces of fetid ratshit they really are.

And that takes balls

“Who needs a union anyways (I certainly hope you don’t)? We’re like a family here (and you’re the help) & your hard work will pay off (for me) in the long run, I’m sure of it (because it’s a tried & true process of subjugation)!”

Edit: quotes

Not disagreeing; my statement was about MTG being the Queen of the Schmucks, not comparing her to Liz or any current monarchs

It’s like the Queen looking down upon her subjects with disgust.

Let them eat gespacho (police)

Tax these trash heaps!

Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.