“This can’t possibly be the same 9PM at which I once would prepare for outings.”

Does this work better, or am I crazy?

Milk and coffee cake. Incredible. I know it’s for pairing with coffee, but still.

Granted, I usually reach or oat/almond milk these days.

It came from cows with autism, so you know that shit’s good.

Okay so during halloween, there are these weird eyeball gummies that are not only unsettling to look at, but they also taste like sugary plastic. It’s by far the worst tasting candy I’ve ever experienced, including low quality black licorice and some weird wood bark candy.

Seconding the Cubanos. So lovely, now I want one in my mouth.

Exactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)

I don’t really understand why it needs to be in Xitter format aside from creating initial confusion. Using a picture+speechbubble format with Gates and Torvalds has 99% of the same energy, minus the misdirection. It’s not like Torvalds has used Xitter in the last decade.

oPinIon diSCarDeD 🤡

I bet you have lots of friends! Hahaha

You know… you can pickle your own stuff, without HFCS, right?

And who are you, exactly? I don’t like pewdiepie, or at least I haven’t since I was a literal teenager. He’s a strange person with a strong ego at times, but I’m all for more mainstream exposure to de-Googling, linux, and self-hosting. Just take the win.

I like to rag on funko pops AND anime poster/figure infested rooms…

But I have a keyboard problem. So I usually stay quiet.

Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.

They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.

Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)

Because condoms are a foolproof method of preventing pregnancy…

Battery degradation. Wired earphones/headphones can be BIFL if treated properly. A typical wireless device will see battery degradation within a handful of years, and I have yet to see a decent TWS solution with replaceable batteries.

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Ah, true. I was definitely mistaken then.

Where in my comment did I ever suggest that I don’t understand this?

I was just reflecting on the comment that I was responding to, which was specifying that a broken clock may be running fast or slow, instead of being stopped.

Frozen blueberries are heavenly. If you rinse them with water and let them sit a few minutes, they sometimes develop a thin icy shell. Immaculate.

My microwave has a half minute add button, but it takes 2-3 seconds to accept another press of the same button. This condition is not true for any other button on microwave.

I just manually type in my times now.

I was thinking of analog 12hr clock with no distinction between AM and PM

I wonder if your 24hr clock example would be more intuitive as frequencies and phases?