To be queer, Frank.

Keep your dick beaters off of me!

Fuck, we’re felons.

That doesn’t sound impossible.

The first door should have been your original meme.

When it’s a chat game, I guess titles for your character are considered content.

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war…in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

They did, and most of it was implemented then as well.

I’m still here for this comment, but it’s Rube Goldberg.

They absolutely care about the enslavement of innocent woodland creatures for human entertainment and monetary profit. These people complain there are no elephants at the circus being beat anymore.

Did you not read the article?

Brother, he ain’t even gonna read your reply, let alone the article.

Give me your critique on the makeup here, because I don’t see it. Trump is, on purpose, literally a color you can’t even choose for your Nintendo Miis.

I’m guessing your main beef isn’t with Kamala’s makeup, just that she has brown skin.

Good point. And technically, a new moon is only visible during a solar eclipse 👍

Let’s mosey.

I don’t know why the talking dog didn’t think of that.

The fact this is coming from Fortune is peak talking-out-of-both-sides-of-your-mouth. “We’re living in a gilded age, now here’s our ranking of the top 500 companies ensuring the boot stays on your neck.”

In previous elections, I’d have been able to give you an answer.

For this election, the crazy will absolutely not be over once all votes are counted. This is a pivotal moment in American History and either result will cause a lot of distress for our collective psyche.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.