Same here. I gave up after the 3rd in this one. It’s a rare franchise that can maintain the quality of the original without resorting to gimmicks after that.

It wasn’t until the early 2000s that NASA’s web site bio of von Braun mentioned his WWII “contributions”.

Um, “fighting” Donald Trump.

And generates heat!

A liar’s lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

Slender Man is real!!!

Ha ha ha. Spez can be hilarious when he wants to be.

California could pull this off, given its industry, agriculture, and Pacific seaports. New York, where I live, has lost too much industry and agriculture to be self-sufficient. Joining Canada, though, could help assuage some of those deficits.

Seems like it simultaneously last week and also a decade ago.

All that ad revenue won’t be surrendered without a fight. Just wait, there will be ads you have to click through to read all of the AI summary.

I wouldn’t say it’s a “spike”, Bob.

News headline: Local man chokes to death on his own hair while sleeping

Magic 8 Ball says… YES DEFINITELY

Laws are for plebs.

Have you ever heard a 911 call? People don’t speak in complete sentences. Not everyone speaks English. They yell. They cry. They whisper. There’s background noise. Sometimes they need instructions on CPR or first aid. They may not know where they are. This is a recipe for disaster.

Cue “Talking Tina” from Twilight Zone.

The Democrats just don’t get it. The old ways didn’t work and they’re not going to start working, ever. It’s way past time to get rid of your geriatric leadership, our democracy is slipping away.

America, so great. So, so great.

A couple of years ago, but I don’t drive all that far most days. It sure seems like there are fewer and fewer. For instance, last summer, I saw fireflies for the first time in over a decade. This can’t be good.