And just like the guard on a a meat grinding machine at a packing plant, the law doesn’t stop them from sucking in minors

Amazing. I love that this became a meme born on the fediverse

Because shitposting doesn’t have a theme. Some of it is silly. Some of it is offensive. Some of it is introspective. A good shitpost should get a laugh, but also make you think; either if the offensive trash has a modicum of accuracy, or about life in general.

The best brain worms are delivered when we aren’t looking for them.

Room and board provided!

They both look like there’s a worm in their heads piloting their bodies like a meat mech

Man, I heard that loudly in my head

I’m prepping my measles blankets right now. Those unvaxxed nazis don’t stand a chance!

Not to nitpick, or make you defend yourself, but I would be interested to see info linked to this developmental timeline.

Most mines are like 3-5 years to develop, and that includes permitting etc.

I’ll just be fapping over here

Funny, wonder where trump got that idea.

First of all, rude.
Second of all, how dare you.
Third, just because you’re right doesn’t mean you have to be an asshole about it

Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?

Holy shit I’m dead.

Wait, no one else calls it that?

Fucking douche panzers

https://youtu.be/xsg1RPnwH8g

Facebook elf mommy level shit (⁠｡⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠｡⁠)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I still want to hear the real one