Turtles may hate straws, but ninjas LOVE straws, which explains why he’s using it with an angry face

Before your parents go to great expense to move, have a sit down and talk with them about this. Make sure everyone involved knows what to expect beforehand.

If they move and things aren’t what they expect, it will sour everyone’s relationship much more

What does Xmanager do? I read the site, but nowhere does it seem to describe the product

If it depends on open apis like they say, then it probably won’t be able to do much.