huh, I’m surprised DDG can’t help you there, I find their image search pretty accurate.

also, I just checked, there are lots of shirtless fictional men. are you searching for one in particular that nobody has made appropriate fan art for you yet?

best of luck.

I would happily do that.

My first thought is “great, I’m in back of house, don’t have to deal with customers and am basically getting paid to fidget”.

That’s when I would realize it was too good to be true.

sometimes I got tasks like that when I worked in a smoothie shop, it was like “this sucks, we have to write our phone number by hand on a thousand promo cups because they screwed up the printing.”

I was like “DAMN! i guess ill just get to it. I mean, we have to get it done at some point, right?”

everyone thought I was a martyr for neglecting our customers.

I’d carefully write out legible numbers and imagine listening to the tinkle of the pennies that dropped into my pocket during those 15 seconds hahaha.

that-how? duckduckgo gives you more porn than other search engines? what are you searching for?

are you searching terms on the edge or something?

I don’t have safe search on, use it. search function daily and I’ve never had an accidental porn return, or at least so rarely that I can’t remember it happening.

this is a phenomenon worth looking into.

oh, i see.

My eyes kind of slide away from anything musk related, so I didn’t realize this was a direct response to an actual thing happening.

I appreciate it, it makes much more sense in context.

that guy is such a piece of shit.

DDG is like what Google used to be.

I like the simplicity always find what I’m looking for, so I haven’t tried many other deep cuts.

I’m curious about their new assist tool too.

its answers are sourced by curated credible sources bouncing off of Wikipedia entries, so corroborative fact-finding, which I like.

I don’t really like this campaign.

I liked their other anti-trump activism I heard about, but this serms unnecessarily demeaning and pathetic.

yep, just like that.

“You literally tried to argue against the DDG CEO’s statement about how DuckAssist works lol”

you clearly need help.

The statement you provided says exactly what I said in greater detail, that the duck duck Go llm verifies apparently factual statements with credible third-party sources, you are literally providing further evidence for my comments while proving yourself incorrect.

it is funny watching you proving yourself wrong, though, and you should keep doing it.

I hope you find another source that further supports what I’m saying while completely backfiring against your proud ignorance.

Too many big words for you?

I’m sincerely glad they make you laugh.

“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings”

I feel only pity for you.

reading your comments is like watching a diseased guinea pig nibble on its own scabs.

“an LLM that approves copy pasted wikipedia snippets”

duckduckgo’s llm tool offers relevant information from credible sources.

that is good.

Good luck unbunching those panties.

haha, whaaat why?

I just saw it for the first time today, it seems to mostly quote incredible sources rather than amalgamating responses.

you got some issues huh, poor fella?

Great article, very informative and accurate.

have you tried the duck assist thing yet?

If you’re trying to talk to the search engine more like a chat assistant, that sort of response might be what you’re looking for.

haha, they definitely gloss over the child brides and slavery.

It’s like " yeah but that was like a long time ago", and then in the same breath " The thing that proves their civilization’s superiority is the way they mixed their cement, look at these arches!"

I’m always on edge waiting for someone enthralled by the roman civilization to eventually lean in and explain “you know, it used to be really normal to marry 13-year-olds. biologically…”

no…NO…I don’t think they’re allowed!

I think this is a real picture? cuz there was a tweet from a guy saying it’s his egg salad machine.

bummer.

I see all the labeled sponsored links on Bing, but I generally get high quality results outside of those.

News orgs clinging to tradition.

i use archive.is for anything I really want to read.

most news is fluffy bullshit anyway.

it must have done by now, then, I get different results from identical prompts in DuckDuckGo and Bing although both are usually relevant.

“DuckDuckGo’s results are a compilation of “over 400” sources according to itself, including Bing, Yahoo! Search BOSS, Wolfram Alpha, Yandex, and its own web crawler (the DuckDuckBot); but none from Google.”

are you having trouble finding something specifically or you just don’t like the quality of the search results you’re finding in general?

definitely if you’re still on Google, stop using it.

It’s completely useless at this point.

bumblebun.

bunblebee.