Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los

Excretions with blood?

Nightmare fuel right there

I’m an American who is decent at German, living back in the US again. I set whatever I can to German to maintain my exposure to it, sometimes to my own confusion and detriment

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this

My wife coaches high school field hockey. She told me how one day she overheard them talking about how one of them lost their work on a homework document and had to start over.

One of the girls said “you just gotta get in the habit of clicking the blue square”, which the others were confirming is the thing to do. So then my wife asks “blue square, what do you mean” and another clarified “the save button”.

They had no idea what a floppy disc was

I, too, have a small child

Blue Steel

This reminds me of Office Space.

“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life”

Oddly enough, Office Space also ends with everything on fire!

👍

Descending the stairwell to escape a fire during the “Run Away” verse could be funny

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a long time

I appreciate how chill the handyman is about the whole situation

Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September

I do this too. Then I discovered spindrifts and find them fucking delicious, so I started making my own spindrift at home by squeezing fresh lemons or limes into a cup before filling with homemade soda water.

I haven’t actually done the math but I think this system is more economical than bulk-buying cans of spindrift

Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.

Haha I’m saving this image

Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen