not “on the grass”
“on grass”
then you’re too high to be on earth

you could be “on grass” instead

No footage of Nessie will ever be found … because in 1991 the dude … admitted that it was a hoax.

ouch, my bones

they’ll be proud to sacrifice for the cause of hurting others

sounds like a nice place to get lost for a bit

“It’s Biden’s fault.”
— conspiracy-loving right winger… probably

½ an hour is a very short day

The objection isn’t to DST, it’s to switching back and forth. Just pick one and stick with it.

it’s never happened to me my whole life

I’m not laughing

And then “4” guy will get upset about being called on his shit, and say, “Actually, you are the dumb fuck.”

I’m a beaver man myself. Pubes are sexy.

VOODOO not voodoo

especially after his metamorphosis

Too late now. Had to do it before the elimination of DEI hiring. Others is black.

I’m not good at this emoji stuff

Don’t worry; neither are they…

It’s from the signal groupchat of top Trump officals discussing Yemen strikes that the Atlantic Editor in Chief was somehow accidentally added to

This seams like a reasonable explanation of what the hell they are thinking.

Edison would have been a more appropriate name

What if you’re designing for the male gays?