Certain people trying to seem cool, me giving presentations, (now come some arguably physical more things) loud noises, irritating noises, the sound of velcro, velcro stuck to something it shouldn’t be, getting a fingernail stuck on cloth (especially wool blankets), the way people mash buttons on their phones/computers instead of reading the error code/pop up
I can probably think of more
Mine tell me to kill myself or tell people who don’t respect it my opinion on something or sometimes strangle them if they’re particularly offensive. Honestly I still think I prefer mine.