Can’t leave the house without spending $100, no “third places,” new games are all just MTX delivery services
I’d rather be sleeping.
Can’t leave the house without spending $100, no “third places,” new games are all just MTX delivery services
Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.
Classic Richard
And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.
Sky burial. Throw me out of an airplane.
This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.
Someone needs to learn about jokes
I like to forget how magnets work and invent perpetual motion machines.
Apparently the red dot didn’t cut it, either.
Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time
He just discovered sentences
Yeah there’s no way the dude above you is right.
“They thought,” I work with people who still think my DNA has been changed by Big Pharma.
I hate tumblr posts that beat the joke to death. “Njoey,” its like the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention.
Choose a different career?
Yep