After all, most delays can directly be traced to the QA department. Wise business decision!

Germany

More like one agency in one state in Germany (Berlin acts as a city/municipality and as a state in Germany), in addition to being the capital of Germany.

Thankfully, my name is rarely attached to the quotes. I just build them, but it’s the sales rep name that goes on it.

Don’t trust what you see. In my company, every change ever made on any business entity gets logged with date and author name.

So this is the Berlin agency of internal affairs trying to expel four people for using the forbidden slogan “from the river to the sea”, for blocking a street in pro-Palestinian protest, and for making (unspecified) anti-semitic statements. The agency also claims the ‘defendants’ were supporters of Hamas. (I put ‘defendants’ in quotes because they are not legally charged with anything.)

Even the Berlin foreigners’ agency says expelling these individuals is not legally justifiable. Three of them are EU citizens are are therefore free to roam anywhere in the EU.

German news article on the subject: https://www.nd-aktuell.de/artikel/1190246.repression-berlin-staatsraeson-begruendet-ausweisungen.html

*Mom, I’m pretty

Great attention to detail!

Protip: Add a minor inconvenience to every line, like a trailing space or slightly misaligned indentation. That way the next guy who opens the file will automatically correct it, taking the git blame.

Those corporations, they torture sentient and intelligent beings for money. If it was children, what would you do?

You talk as if we didn’t force them to sew our clothes and mine our gold and farm our crops.

porn family plan

not to be confused with the family porn plan.

I was afraid you’d say that. That’s stupid.

Do they give a reason for why that’s ‘necessary’?

(Also it should be const userToName = (user) => user.name;)

Thanks for doing what I was too lazy to do.

I refuse to enter any club that would accept me as a member.

even property/field access is extracted out to a function

Java, the most functional programming language there is.

Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

The German agency for civil protection [badly translated] has recommended having a stockpile of supplies that lasts for 3 days, preferrably 7–10 days, for ages. We Germans collectively ignore that.

PDF, German: https://www.bbk.bund.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/DE/Mediathek/Publikationen/Buergerinformationen/Ratgeber/ratgeber-notfallvorsorge.pdf?__blob=publicationFile

Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. 💯 hired.

First.

One guy isn’t living in that moment.

Seems plausible. When you edit the page and render a preview without changing anything, the formulas render correctly.

I guess it’s easier and safer to make a string replace for each function name beforehand than hoping the compression algorithm will figure that out.

Also, as SpaceCowboy points out, comments are completely useless for the final web page. There’s no need to even compress them.