Merican and a touch of Mexican

Damn kids are dumb af these days

Ftw

I ain’t assuming shit, show me how Ukraine is going to pay us back, blow jobs ain’t gon cut it bobby

Tldr, Can I have your bubble gum plz

50 cent is that you? Is real? 🤣

Oh snap, I forgot that the Ukraine people pay the taxes that all that money is coming from. My bad birdman, we should send them more money while I struggle to afford housing and medical care.

Is it true that don dickle will tickle my pickle for a nickel?

I had a nervous brea one time. Nearly shat me britches

I’m going to petition Ukraine for 250k so I can afford a house

Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!

Seat’s taken

Take me to your Cheetos

Where do you set the weight loose

Must have been a dull hatchet LOL ol poor ass mafucka can’t even afford a decent axe. Dowry must have been fat

I’ve never seen a human being other than through glass

Don’t go, it’s a trap

Go get a escort

I’m super straight with that