Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here “next Saturday” could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I’m being dramatic for effect).

“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.